From The Desk Of Dr. Øbelisk
Friday, 8:00 AM
Hello there!
Since the 2007 release of
Tim Ferriss' The 4-Hour Workweek, we've seen the economy of the United States completely destroyed. The State of California has even become bankrupt from so many "entrepreneurs" selling internet tele-seminar subscriptions to each other but producing no actual value to the economy.
Since we all quit our jobs a couple of years ago, we've done some kick-ass and liberating stuff. We:
• Spent a secluded month in a Balinese spa in Japan, preparing our TED lectures on Evolutionary Psychology.
• Swam with Indo-Pacific Humpbacked Dolphins in Costa Rica.
• Hiked across The Gobi Desert barefoot with nothing but an 8 oz. thermos filled with torrid watermelon juice and a chewable phyto-nutritional sponge harvested from the Torres Strait.
• Ate sushi in a submarine 50 miles off the coast of Spain with Jessica Alba, Peter Jackson, and Margrethe II.
• ...and even learned a few neat "pen tricks!"
...all while our army of virtual assistants in Punjab, India fulfilled millions of orders for Widgets... and as a special bonus, our famous "How to Sell Widgets" e-books.
But the problem is, too many people are producing and consuming these anti-productivity books & over-priced, low-quality DVD lecture sets and not enough people are sustaining our economy! We need cooks, dishwashers, clerks... damn it, we need EMPLOYEES.
Introducing...
THE 400-HOUR WORKWEEK
America's Reluctant Return To Workaholicism
by
Dr. Zoltan Øbelisk
Coming in 2010.
Please remain calm,